Matt Stairs wins the Press Conference Of The Year

“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done.”

Roar of the crowd? No. Team celebration at home plate? No.  Dominating your competition? No.  Ass Hammering? Yes, according to Matt Stairs, ass hammering is the best feeling in baseball.

If someone asks me to describe how I feel after hitting a game winning homer, I don't think " ass hammering" would ever make it into my answer.  I am intrigued though to see how many times I can use " ass hammering" at work tomorrow.